Funny, Weird and Bizarre Stories for Professionals

A big brown beard grew on a 37 year old man's face. This beard grew to be 7 inches in length. The bearded man's name is Bob. Bob was the under boss to Larry at a banking firm. Larry never liked Bob's beard, but he dealt with it. He have at times jokingly stated that he would cut Bob's beard off one of these days, but jokes like this travels the office quite frequently. Now, Bob is known for keeping his beard clean, neat, well groomed, oiled and nicely scented. Everyone always compliments Bob on how great he keeps his beard! One day bob woke up with a little itch and a little pain on his face. He was a little confused at this feeling because, well, his beard is full and long so the idea of new hairs coming through isn't possible, so this wasn't an ingrown hair issue. The only other thought is that a bug bit him on the face. Bob immediately goes into the bathroom , look in the mirror and where the itchy and hurting feeling exist, there isn't a sign of a ...

A coat was left by an explorer on a deserted island, surrounded by all ocean. The weather was cold when the explorer left, but as time progressed it was almost warm weather time, weather in which the coat did not like very much and weather in which would cause the coat to evaporate. The coat knew that if he was to stay on the island any longer he would be dead, so, he began to make a plan to get off of the island. The coat stood up by the waist and begin to go hunting for wood in which he could build a boat. He began to search for Ash , Cedar , Douglas Fir , Iroko , Oak , Sapele and Utile , all which are good timber to build a boat from and float to safety, but there would be much danger ahead for him in this deserted island.  Many tigers , lions, poisonous snakes, wild pigs and poisonous vegetation live on this island, but the good news is that the coat is just a coat and i'm sure the tigers or lions wouldn't want to eat him, because he is no source of meat and the poison...