The Coat That Swam to Safety

A coat was left by an explorer on a deserted island, surrounded by all ocean. The weather was cold when the explorer left, but as time progressed it was almost warm weather time, weather in which the coat did not like very much and weather in which would cause the coat to evaporate. The coat knew that if he was to stay on the island any longer he would be dead, so, he began to make a plan to get off of the island. The coat stood up by the waist and begin to go hunting for wood in which he could build a boat. He began to search for Ash, Cedar, Douglas Fir, Iroko, Oak, Sapele and Utile, all which are good timber to build a boat from and float to safety, but there would be much danger ahead for him in this deserted island.  Many tigers, lions, poisonous snakes, wild pigs and poisonous vegetation live on this island, but the good news is that the coat is just a coat and i'm sure the tigers or lions wouldn't want to eat him, because he is no source of meat and the poisonous vegetation couldn't effect him because he doesn't have any living cells or tissues, immune system and no blood so he's retarded in that regard (but not fire retarded)! He finds a group of cedrus tree and began to knock them down (he has supernatural strength) with his shoulders and yes, of course, he yells, TIIIMMMBBBEEERRRRR!!!!! He constructs a a paddle and uses vines to tie the the logs together and walla just like that a new boat is born! At this time the warm weather is about 3 weeks away and he has about 2 1/2 weeks of traveling (based on a perfect travel) to get to safety.

He's on his way! A Canada Goose Expendention Fur-Hood has constructed a row boat from cedar wood and has started his 3 week journey to prevent his evaporation. Will he make it to a home, where he can hibernate or will he evaporate by the warmth of the environment which the new season allows? This coat had an idea, made a  plan, and putting his plan into action! Way to go coat!!! Now, you must survive!

The coat hears a sound in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's....well, it's a plane! The plane has something written on the side of it in big letters: Handymancopywriter.com. The pilot spots the coat and immediately flies down, but does not see a person, he just sees a coat. He is puzzled and thinks he's hallucinating, because he sees a coat rowing a boat and standing up by its waist, he is really confused when the coat starts talking. The coat says to the pilot,  "Are you gonna throw a ladder down here to save me or what"?


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