The Cheesecake's Last Days
A piece of cheesecake sits in the refrigerator of a restaurant and has 6 days before it becomes harmful to the world.
As it sits, it is accompanied by many different guest such as but not limited to: tomatoes, lettuce, strawberries, milk, swiss cheese, water, lemonade, Coke, and the list goes on.
After two days, the cheesecake noticed that it was the only item in the refrigerator that wasn't leaving the fridge and it began to feel unwanted and sad.
After three days, it realizes that it has three days left before it goes bad which then it becomes a threat to the world and it knew it would be a useless piece of waste.
It decided to escape the refrigerator and find someone that will eat it quickly, one that would be more appreciative. So, the cheesecake hopped online and found emailmarketinggate.com and saw that this website will get his message that "he wanted to be eaten ASAP" across to 3 million people and, he heard great things about the business so it paid $99.99.
How did it get $99.99? With all of the lettuce that accompanied him in the refrigerator.
To make a long story short, it got its unique message out to 3 million people and out of the 3 million prospects, it got back 300,000 offers. Wow! He said. I can finally be eaten and make someone happy before going bad! It then found another cheesecake and had 300,000 cheesecake babies because cheesecakes have babies in 5 minute.
All of the cheesecakes flew to their destination and the customers lived happily ever after.
The inittial owner of this fantastic cheesecake later looked for the cheesecake, but couldn't find it and was furious! He would accuse his coworkers. The end!
As it sits, it is accompanied by many different guest such as but not limited to: tomatoes, lettuce, strawberries, milk, swiss cheese, water, lemonade, Coke, and the list goes on.
After two days, the cheesecake noticed that it was the only item in the refrigerator that wasn't leaving the fridge and it began to feel unwanted and sad.
After three days, it realizes that it has three days left before it goes bad which then it becomes a threat to the world and it knew it would be a useless piece of waste.
It decided to escape the refrigerator and find someone that will eat it quickly, one that would be more appreciative. So, the cheesecake hopped online and found emailmarketinggate.com and saw that this website will get his message that "he wanted to be eaten ASAP" across to 3 million people and, he heard great things about the business so it paid $99.99.
How did it get $99.99? With all of the lettuce that accompanied him in the refrigerator.
To make a long story short, it got its unique message out to 3 million people and out of the 3 million prospects, it got back 300,000 offers. Wow! He said. I can finally be eaten and make someone happy before going bad! It then found another cheesecake and had 300,000 cheesecake babies because cheesecakes have babies in 5 minute.
All of the cheesecakes flew to their destination and the customers lived happily ever after.
The inittial owner of this fantastic cheesecake later looked for the cheesecake, but couldn't find it and was furious! He would accuse his coworkers. The end!
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