How the Grass Grew and Flew!
A farmer planted some grass seeds in his bare front yard.
It took about two weeks to see results and he was happy.
Beautiful green grass would show on his front lawn, looking very healthy and making his home look even more attractive.
Everyday he would water his grass and smile at the results.
One day the farmer would wake up and go outside and see that his front yard was bare once again.
He was confused as to what has happened, maybe the soil is bad. No, this couldn't be, because he checked his soil before planting.
He would shake it off in wonder and replant the seeds again.
Two weeks later the grass would grow again. Beautiful grass would result.
Once again the farmer would be happy!
The farmer would wake up once again and step outside and all of the grass would not be there.
It is unlike grass to completely disappear in one day.
He asked around to find out about any suspicious activity, no luck!
Wait! He remembered his wife installed cameras out front of the house because she was such a nervous wreck about crime in the neighborhood.
He checks the camera and what do you know, he sees his grass rising up out of the ground and flying in the sky going east.
How can this have happened?
He shows his friends and they are puzzled and amazed!
One day he drives and sees a bunch of cars that have stopped by an highway.
He looks up and sees some flying grass, high, high in the sky [flying in uniform fashion]!
He says, "holy cow, that's my grass!"
A stranger says, "that's your grass, sir"?
The farmer says, "well yea, that's my grass, I lost it just the other day, didn't know where it went, but hey it is clear where it has gone"!
The man says, " Wow, when I lose my grass, It usually just dies or goes dormant, yours flies away"!
The Farmer says. "I didn't know it could do that, I'm shocked"!
The man says, "I didn't know America would ever hire Donald Trump to be the president, but hey, weird things happen all of the time, so this just may start being the norm now days"!
The Farmer says, "Well, if you put it that way, I'm gonna just hop in my car and forget this has ever happened, because weirder crap has happened and its's still happening"! How did Donald Trump win anyways?
The man says, "If you tell me how you got your grass to fly like that, I'll will definitely tell you how".
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It took about two weeks to see results and he was happy.
Beautiful green grass would show on his front lawn, looking very healthy and making his home look even more attractive.
Everyday he would water his grass and smile at the results.
One day the farmer would wake up and go outside and see that his front yard was bare once again.
He was confused as to what has happened, maybe the soil is bad. No, this couldn't be, because he checked his soil before planting.
He would shake it off in wonder and replant the seeds again.
Two weeks later the grass would grow again. Beautiful grass would result.
Once again the farmer would be happy!
The farmer would wake up once again and step outside and all of the grass would not be there.
It is unlike grass to completely disappear in one day.
He asked around to find out about any suspicious activity, no luck!
Wait! He remembered his wife installed cameras out front of the house because she was such a nervous wreck about crime in the neighborhood.
He checks the camera and what do you know, he sees his grass rising up out of the ground and flying in the sky going east.
How can this have happened?
He shows his friends and they are puzzled and amazed!
One day he drives and sees a bunch of cars that have stopped by an highway.
He looks up and sees some flying grass, high, high in the sky [flying in uniform fashion]!
He says, "holy cow, that's my grass!"
A stranger says, "that's your grass, sir"?
The farmer says, "well yea, that's my grass, I lost it just the other day, didn't know where it went, but hey it is clear where it has gone"!
The man says, " Wow, when I lose my grass, It usually just dies or goes dormant, yours flies away"!
The Farmer says. "I didn't know it could do that, I'm shocked"!
The man says, "I didn't know America would ever hire Donald Trump to be the president, but hey, weird things happen all of the time, so this just may start being the norm now days"!
The Farmer says, "Well, if you put it that way, I'm gonna just hop in my car and forget this has ever happened, because weirder crap has happened and its's still happening"! How did Donald Trump win anyways?
The man says, "If you tell me how you got your grass to fly like that, I'll will definitely tell you how".
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